Sunday, December 30, 2012

Brewery Spotlight: Mayday Brewery

A couple of days ago, I had the great pleasure of visiting the Mayday Brewery in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. For all you non-Volunteers, Murfreesboro sits about 45 minutes east of Nashville and is the home of Middle Tennessee State University and the Stones River Battlefield (Civil War).  Luckily for Murfreeburrowers (I like to think that's what they go by), the city can now add its first brewery, Mayday, to their list of attractions.

Welcome to Mayday Brewery
After numerous years home brewing and three years of preparation after deciding to take the commercial plunge, owners Lee "Ozzy" Nelson and his wife Pamela officially opened their former silk factory doors on November 30th of this year.  Mayday not only already has its own enormous brew space (many new breweries contract out before moving into their own facility), but it also features a great tasting room and bar where four-beer samplers, pints, and growlers flow freely.  I visited on a Thursday evening, and the tasting room was booming with happy patrons eager to embrace their community's first brewery.

Tasting room bar.  Say hi to co-owner Pamela when you visit.
Co-owner Pamela works the tasting room bar serving the breweries first four offerings: Boro Blonde, Angry Redhead Red Ale, Velvet Hustle Distinguished Pale Ale, and Evil Octopus IBA (India Black Ale).  Each recipe has been painstakingly perfected via trial and error by owner Lee for almost two decades.  In addition to the original four, the Jubilee IPA was scheduled to be released several days after our visit, so I unfortunately didn't get to try it.  It's very rare for a new brewery to open with more than one or two beers in the lineup, but Mayday proudly adheres to a "balls-to-the-wall" mentality, and it shows in their decision to brew five ales in the opening month.

Literally, Mayday's balls of steel hang from these steps.  Figuratively, however, they are very much to the wall.

After stints at the Goose Island and Metropolitan breweries and training at the Siebel Institute of Brewing Technology in Chicago, Nick "Wiz" Wisniewski helms the 30 barrel (945 gallons) Mayday system as head brewer and sometimes tour guide.  Wiz expertly adapts owner and former home brewer Ozzy's longtime recipes to a commercial scale. 

Head Brewer Nick "Wiz" Wisniewski.  Despite visiting on a non-tour day, Wiz hospitably volunteered to show us around.

Mayday's 12,000 square-foot facility houses four 30 barrel fermenters, and it takes about three weeks  to fully produce one batch of beer from the milling of the grains to kegging the end product.  By Tennessee law, all fermenter tanks have to be either named or numbered.  Naturally, Lee, who is an avid Ozzy Osbourne fan, named each tank after a member of one of his and this blogger's favorite bands: Black Sabbath. 

Owner Lee "Ozzy" Nelson proudly standing by the Black Sabbath frontman's fermenter.  Rock on Iron Man, rock on.

 Ozzy and Wiz aim to ". . .Make beer that you want to drink more than one of. . .easy-to-drink, balanced beer," and that's exactly what they've managed to do.  All four offerings feature a delicate use of hops that adroitly complement and balance their malt profiles.  By antiquated Tennessee law, all four come in at 6.2% ABV (Evil Octopus sits right at the limit of 6.2%) or below, which adds to the sessionability of the lineup.  If you're a fan of extreme IBUs with no consideration to balance, then these beers might not be for you.  However, if you enjoy well-balanced sessionable brews in the mode of traditional British ales, Mayday's lineup will perfectly satiate your tastes.  In a world gone mad with IBUs and extreme ABVs, a brewery like Mayday is a very welcomed addition. 

Like championship banners, the Mayday lineup hangs from the atrium ceiling

In the long term, Mayday plans on rolling out a canning line and adding more members to their eclectic line of ales.  In the short term, the brewery is very content with their grateful local Murfreesboro fans who, in less than a month's time, have already openly embraced their city's newest, and best in my opinion, attraction.

The cozy sitting room with visitors drinking pints and four-ale samplers
Next time you're driving up to Nashville, or are anywhere in the vicinity, do yourself a favor and stop by the brewery.  Pick up a growler, order a sampler, and enjoy the company of the Mayday crew who like to relax in the tasting room and chat with visitors after a hard day of brewing. You definitely will not be disappointed.

I want to thank the Mayday family for their hospitality and hope to visit again very soon.

 Cheers!
Thumbs up for the Evil Octopus IBA.  My favorite of the four, its eight evil arms signify the beer's eight naughty hop additions

Thursday, December 27, 2012

How Long Will My Beer Last?

Today we'll quite masterfully reply to a commonly asked question about one's beer stash: How long will it last?  I literally receive millions of letters a week from rabidly loyal fans about this topic.  (DISCLAIMER: no one actually reads this blog, and it's probably for the best that they don't, but if I did have fans, they would probably be the John-Hinckley-need-a-restraining-order type who send in millions of letters a week.) I digress a bit, but I thought now would be a good time to attempt an answer to this ageless question.

Not now creepily, obsessive, lady-fans, it's time to blog

The number one factor in determining how long your beer will last is its alcohol content.  The higher the abv%, the longer it will last and still taste good. Plain and simple. Although hops and their alpha-acids aid in preserving and disinfecting beer to a certain extent, a brew's IBU spec pales in comparison to its gravity (alcohol) when considering potential shelf life. 

In fact, styles that showcase hops such as pale ales and IPAs make rather poor candidates for aging.  As hop-heavy styles age, the flavor and aroma of the hops begin to dull and become more mild.  IPAs, pales, American reds, et other hoppy styles are really best drunk as close to the release time (or the end of the bottle conditioning/forced carbonation kegging time in home brewing) as possible.  However, if you mistakenly bought a beer that's just too hoppy for your taste, by all means, try letting it mellow out by aging it several months. 

So let's tackle how long your beer will actually last, and still taste as the brewer intended.  Of course these aren't rigid rules, but more of a loose guideline to work from. It's not an entirely black and white issue, but the following chart attempts to set fairly broad parameters for optimum beer life sorted by abv%.  I purposely overlapped the ABV% values, to cover the decimals (i.e. 4% vs 4.5%):

ABV%                       Storage Limit Time for Optimum Flavor
4 or less                      3 months
4-6                              6 months
6-8                              1 year
8-10                            3 years
10+                             3+ years

If you're looking to age a higher gravity beer for a year or longer, some ideal styles include wheat wines, barley wines, Belgian tripels, Belgian quads, strong ales, dopplebocks, and meads/real ciders* (technically not beers, but commonly made by home brewers).  Basically, any high gravity beers that tilt more towards the malty side than their hoppy counterparts will be great candidates for aging. 

If you do plan on aging your fancy schmancy Westvleteren 12, Allagash Curieux, or Sierra Nevada Bigfoot, store your bottles upright in a dark, dry room at about 50-60 degrees.  Each year your beer ages, possible harsh alcohol tastes will begin to mellow, and new complex flavors will begin to emerge, especially in bottle conditioned ales (the yeast is still in the bottle and very much alive). 

If you want to compare an aged ale to a more recent bottle, The Brickstore and the Porter Beer Bar are great Atlanta locations that have a vast collection of in-house cellared bottles.  If you don't have a cellaring bar near you, start your own aging program NOTE: An extraordinary amount of will power is required. 


The Brickstore's massive cellar.  A great place to chain and wall in a buddy over a glass of Amontillado if so inclined.

So get to aging, and in a week you can tell me how it's going in your next batch of letters.  By that time, the restraining order should be in full force.  Ttyl.








Monday, December 17, 2012

Home Brewing and the Zombie Apocalypse: A Survival Guide

 In the last post, we briefly discussed why purchasing a normal home brew kit makes much more sense than the maligned alternative of Mr. Beer.  Hopefully, you took my advice and are now a proud owner of some authentic home brew gear. If not, perhaps this post might prod you along in making that purchase.

As I'm confident you all know by now, a zombie apocalypse is fast approaching. This new world order will put every living soul's survival skills to the most extreme test.  Fortunately for us, many of the components found in real home brew kits will prove to be necessities for surviving in this cruel world.  As a home brewer born and raised in Georgia, the home of The Walking Dead, who briefly interned at the CDC, I feel uniquely qualified to author this guide on how to utilize home brew equipment and accessories to thrive in the perilous environment of the impending zombie apocalypse.

When a zombie meets a home brewer

The featured equipment is owned by most if not all home brewers.  When the mysterious virus spreads, we need simply to board up the doors and windows, go to the garage or basement, and collect the following components from our home brew stash:

Tubing
Brewer's Use: Siphoning beer to/from pots and carboys and bottling
Zombie Apocalypse (ZA) Use: Siphoning off gasoline

Plastic tubing is used at just about every stage in home brewing to transport our beer from one receptacle to another.  In the ZA, we will use our brewing tubes to siphon off gasoline from the abundant supply of wrecked cars piled up everywhere.  In addition to fueling our cars, we will also combine this gasoline with another brewing necessity to make arguably the most effective primitive zombie weapon: the Molotov cocktail.

Bottles
Brewer's Use: Hold fermented beer
ZA Use: Molotovs, storage

The standard 5 gallon batch of beer translates to a little over two cases of 12oz bottles.  As long as we haven't completely transitioned to kegging, each batch will require us to have about 50 bottles on hand.  Most brewers have much more than that laying around.  Using our tubing, it's recommended to fill at least 30 of these bottles with our siphoned gasoline for Molotovs.  Other than a bulldozer or more sophisticated explosives, the best way to take out a slowly approaching herd of zombies is of course the Molotov.  Why the good folks on The Walking Dead never produced an arsenal of Molotovs while holed up in the barn is beyond me.  Needless to say, We will also utilize our bottles as beer and water vessels for easy transport.

Zombies hate Molotovs
Propane Burner and GasTank
Brewer's Use: Boiling Wort and heating water for mashing and sparging
ZA Use: Cooking, boiling water, explosives

Once we upgrade from partial-mash to all-grain brewing, we will need a large 10 gallon pot.  If you have an electric stove or even a standard gas stove, heating that much volume to a boil would take a hot minute (pun intended).  A propane burner gets the job done much quicker.  It also allows us to brew outside so possible boil overs or other messes don't soil our nice floors.  In the absence of electricity, our propane burners will prove to be an integral part of our survival.  As long as we stocked up on full propane tanks, we can cook, brew beer, and sterilize water for months.  We could of course gather wood to make a fire, but we all know what happens when you wander too far in the ZA (RIP Dale and Sophia).  In addition to cooking, the propane tank/Molotov combo is a great way to wipe out a massive herd.  Just roll a tank to an approaching group of zombies and follow up with one of our trusty Molotovs.

Cleaner and Sanitizer
Brewer's Use: Cleaning and sanitizing anything that comes into contact with yeast after our boil
ZA Use: Cleaning and sanitizing zombie bits

Star San is a great dual-purpose zombie/beer sanitizer
Getting zombie brains all over your newly found katana, morning star, or hatchet is just a bummer.  Luckily, we already own cleaning and sanitizing solutions home brewers use to make sure our yeast isn't contaminated by harmful microorganisms.  Just fill a bucket (which we also have in our home brew stash) with a water/sanitizer solution, and let your weapons soak for a while.  Because we won't know exactly how the virus spreads, it's good to cover our bases.

The Beer
Brewer's Use: Drinking
ZA Use: Sustenance and bartering

Since we already have everything required to brew, let's make some beer in between zombie herds. Due to the new nomadic nature of our existence, we probably won't have much free brewing time. We might want to consider brewing partial-mash batches, which takes far less time than all-grain.  In all-grain, we produce our own wort (the product of mashing) from our fresh grains, whereas in partial-mash, we use prepackaged malt extracts in place of mashing.  Using malt extract sheds about 2.5 hours from the brewing process, because we skip the mashing and sparging processes.  Since we won't have the means of controlling our external temperatures, we will have to exclusively brew ales.  Ale yeast is more forgiving and, depending on our desired style, it ferments between 65-78 degrees, which is a workable range in a Southern zombie apocalypse.

Our zombie ales will serve two primary functions.  The obvious one is of course sustenance.  In a previous post (Light Beer and Beer Calories), we went over the caloric content range of beers.  A 12oz spans from about 120-400 calories depending on the alcohol content.  While accompanying baked beans and squirrels, our ales will provide a good bit of zombie-fighting calories and nutrients.  Zombies tested, brewers approved.

 The home brews will also serve an economic purpose.  Since monetary currency will be worthless, our new economy will revolve around the barter system.  If some shells bought the whole island of Manhattan, think about how much a couple of cases of beer could get you in the apocalypse.
The Dutch bartered for Manhattan with $23 worth of beads and shells.  Chump change compared to what two cases of beer could have afforded.
 Any group that counts you as a member will be an economic powerhouse as long as the precious commodity is well guarded. The three most valuable members in any zombie apocalypse group are a doctor, mechanic, and of course, a brewer.

 Water treatment chemicals and pH tester
 Brewer's Use: Modifying the pH and hardness of our mash and sparging water
ZA Use: Measuring pH of possible water sources and treating it as needed

 Depending on your location, the water you use may need some treating to reach proper brewing pH and salinity levels.  Mash Stabilizer, gypsum, lactic acid, and calcium chloride are all brewing tools available to alter pH levels of the mashing and sparging water.  In the ZA, securing safe drinking and brewing water will be a necessity for survival.  With our pH kits, we will be able to test and treat (along with our pots and gas burner) potential sources of water and lower/raise its pH level as needed. 

Miscellaneous
In addition to all of the equipment and products listed above, some other dual purpose items you can be creative with in our brewing kit include thermometers, funnels, bottle cappers, 6 gallon jugs, large spoons, stirring paddles, strainers, brushes, carbon-dioxide and nitrogen tanks, and copper tubing (wort chillers). 

 Now that you know how home brewing Today will save your life in the inevitable event of a zombie apocalypse in the future, just make sure you bring some extra pint glasses along for the ride.  Wouldn't want to break your only one and end up like this guy:

"That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time and beer I needed...! That's not fair!"


Monday, December 10, 2012

Holiday Brewing Wishlist: Say NO to Mr. Beer



Now that it's getting close to the holidays, a lot of you will have a great opportunity to have someone else buy you your first home brewing kit, especially if you've been relatively good this year (set the bar low for best results). Perhaps you've even already expressed your interest in home brewing to a close friend or loved one.  That's good, but you still have some work to do.  Almost without fail, your benefactor will type in "man gifts" into Google, and somewhere on that list of results, they will see Mr. Beer. Undoubtedly, they will think:

"$50 for everything he'll need to brew? Why, that's amazing! I'm totes a savvy shopper lol. Now that my holiday shopping is done, I can watch quality programming on the CW Network for the remainder of the day!"

If you happen to receive a Mr. Beer through such logic this holiday season, kindly thank the gift-giver and calmly proceed to hurl the kit as hard as you can against the wall while screaming your favorite battle cry (Leeeeroy Jenkins!, By the power of Grey Skull. . .I have the powerrrr!, and the Xena squeal are all recommended for the situation at hand).

It's highly appropriate to summon the power of Grey Skull upon smashing bad gifts
 All of the above may be a bit of an overreaction, but desperate times call for ridiculously stupid measures.   While picking up the plastic shards, express gratitude for the gift, and then  recite verbatim the rest of this post to explain that whole smashing thing. 

"I'm sorry for what I just did, but it had to be done, because there can be only one.  Although I am most grateful for your intentions, you just spent $50 on a plastic piece of junk that completely bastardizes the brewing process.  Purchasing this for me was the equivalent of buying an Easy Bake Oven for an Iron Chef."

Mr. Beer: Home Brewer:: Easy Bake Oven: Iron Chef (Great Dishonor)

  "If I were to pick up the pieces and glue it back together (but I won't), brewing with this junk would consist of pouring an old can of pre-hopped malt into a pot and heating it.  Since this malt, which could have been sitting in this can for years, has already been pre-hopped, I will never know what it's like to smell and use real hops.  Nor will I ever get the chance to take in the aroma of freshly ground grains, because I will never come across them using this kit."

"I will also never know what it's like to actually brew, because all I will have done is dump a can into a pot and heat it.  When I tell people I'm a home brewer, each time I will have to make the motions of drawing an air-asterisk with my finger.  Then people will ask what I'm doing with my finger, and I shall feel shame and regret for using Mr. Beer and calling myself a home brewer.  I will most certainly lose friends over this ignominy." 

"On top of the sensory shortcomings of Mr. Beer, the instant-like kit only yields 2 gallons.  Had you done just slightly more research than Googling "gifts for guys" you would have come across real home brew kits for $15-30 dollars more than what you paid for this plastic monstrosity.  With a starter kit from Midwest Brewing, Northern Brewer, or even Amazon, I would have been able to conduct partial-mash brewing while using real hops and crushed grains.  The starter set at Midwest even frequently goes on sale for 10% off, making it a couple of dollars more than Mr. Beer. These kits would also yield 5 gallons, which is of course, 2.5x the yield of Mr. Beer.  Since the ingredient kits for this equipment don't simply consist of a can that may or may not have been on the shelf for decades, my beer would have also tasted much better.  Fresh ingredients would have surely produced better beer.  With real brewing equipment, I would have also been able to declare I'm a home brewer without clinching my teeth and doing the whole asterisk thing."

"In conclusion, I sincerely do thank you for the thought.  Take solace in knowing very little has changed between you and me, and I think in time, I will be able to fully forgive and forget that this happened.  Now that you know real starter kits are only a pittance more money than Mr. Beer, I am confident you will make more informed decisions in the future.  I'm glad we had this talk."

You're welcome.

Monday, December 3, 2012

The Three-Tier System aka The Third Wheel

 The Three-Tier System aka The Third Wheel

  Today, I thought it might be thrilling to learn a little more about the business side of beer by covering the infamous three-tier system.  The three-tier system describes a ubiquitous piece of state legislation that requires all sales of beer and other alcohol to go through a distributor/wholesaler before ending up in an off-site (package store, grocery store etc.) or on-site (bar or restaurant) retailer.  Under the three-tier system, the journey of your 6-pack is as follows:

Brewery- - - -> Distributor/Wholesaler- - - - ->Retailer- - - - ->You

Note: If your beer is foreign, "Importer" would be the next step after the brewery.

At each step, the price of the beer is marked up to satisfy each level's desired profit margin.  On top of applicable taxes, by the time you pick up your favorite brew, there have been up to three (if imported) price additions.

Break it up You Two
So why do most states have this law?  In the fun era before Prohibition, breweries had an enormous impact on retailers.  Not only did most of them own financial stakes in local watering holes, they also provided bars hardware, furniture, taps, etc. in exchange for exclusivity deals.  The more beer the bar could sell (and the drunker the patrons became) the better for the brewery and the more rewards the bar received.  As you can imagine this retailer/brewery symbiotic relationship rubbed followers of the Temperance Movement the wrong way (and really, what didn't?).  Upon the glorious repeal of the 18th Amendment via the 21st Amendment, states, which were now given the authority to regulate their own alcohol sales, adopted the three-tier system in an attempt to break up producers' influence on bars.  To stop a brewery from getting too cozy with a retailer, the three-tier system adds an awkward third wheel to the relationship in the form of the distributor.

Distributors were jealous of the steamy relationship breweries and retailers had

Because of the laws, breweries cannot directly sell any of their products to retailers or consumers.  However, they can give away their products for free to consumers.  I'm sure many of you have gone to brewery tours and "bought" beer fresh from the source.  However, that pint glass with your "free" samples is what you actually purchased.  The beer was just a free thank you gift "nudge-nudge, know-whatta-mean, know-whatta-mean?"

"That beer was free? I bet it was, I bet it was. Say no more, say no more."
 


The Courting
When a new brewery hits a market for the first time, one of the most important decision their leadership will make is which distributor they want to represent them.  A distributor provides a cooled warehouse and trucks to store and distribute a brewery's beer to hundreds of retailers in a state.  They also  directly communicate with retailers and can heavily influence what and how much a restaurant, package store, bar, or super market sells.  Distributor companies vary from state to state, and a brewery must choose a different one for each market.  When a brewery wants to debut in a market, distributors will battle each other in attempt to court the brewery.  How much time and resources these gentlemen-callers will spend marketing and pushing a beer to retailers is a key consideration for the producer.  Once a brewery chooses their suitor, the lucky distributor reps all of the producer's different labels to retailers.  It's extremely difficult and costly for breweries to change distributors midway, which adds even more importance to the initial selection. 

On the distributor's side, it's of the utmost importance to choose breweries with eclectic and, more importantly, good products.  A distributor only has so much warehouse space, so they're none too pleased when they have shelves full of  products they can't sell. 

Let's Distribute! (But how?)
1) Distribute (duh)- Distributors deliver their brands from the warehouse to all the many retailers across the state.

2) Rep and Promote- In addition to brewery reps, a label is also promoted (or neglected if a brewery chooses poorly) by the distributor. Good distributors also have in place strong relationships with retailers.  A simple recommendation from a distributor to a pal of his at a package store could get your beer on the shelve.

3) Service- Distributors directly deal with taking and filling the retailer's orders and requesting more barrels or cases from the brewery to meet the local market's demand.  They, with the help of brewery reps, also ensure customer service and suggest retail pricing.  In addition, distributors provide maintenance teams to service keg systems or other hardware issues a retailer may be experiencing.  Not selling beer due to a system malfunction is a huge no-no that distributors and breweries never want to happen. 

I know that wasn't the most exciting topic, but it's a fairly important one with regards to knowing how the beer industry works, and as we all know, knowing is half the battle!!

"You kids want to buy some beer?"


Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Why You Should Never Drink Light Beer

Why You Should Never Drink Light Beer

There's nothing more disturbing in the world of beer than sitting at a reputable pub with a fine selection of international potables and hearing a nearby twangy voice inquiring "Ya'll got Bud Light in hur or what man?"  After a satisfactory  snide "No" from the offended bartender (it's like walking into a fancy French restaurant and asking for boxed wine), our good ole boy invariably slinks out and heads to the nearest Chili's for his watered down "beer" fix.  

 So why does Bubba the Lightie insist on light beer or nothing?  1) Is it the taste?  2) Is it the versatile portability of the can?  3) Are calories the reason?  Or maybe it's 4) "I just want to get drunk and drink a lot of it."  As I hope to demonstrate in this post, none of these arguments hold up.  In fact, there is NO good reason ever to drink light beer.  So with that bold claim, let's attempt to convert Bubba into a respectable beer drinker who can imbibe outside of Hooters with confidence.  Think of lighties as our Eliza Doolittles.

Repeat after me: "The Beer Over There Belongs Mainly in the Rear"
Fallacy 1: Light Beer Tastes Better

  Personally, I know this is completely false.  However, to be fair, I'll post some light beer ratings from Beer Advocate, which is a very reputable website for beer and pub ratings (all scores are out of 100 possible points and have been rated by over 1,000 people each).

Bud Light- 49 (Poor) Bud Light
Coors Light- 51 (Poor) Coors Light
Miller Light-  55 (Poor) Miller Lite
Keystone Light- 51 (Poor) Keystone Light

I could post more, but I think you get the point.  Light beer just does not taste good, and there's good reason for it.  When we describe light beer as tasting watered down it's because, well, it is actually watered down.  In order to lower the calories, and consequentially the alcohol, light beer brewers will dilute the beer with water.  Since the majority of calories in beer comes from alcohol (7 calories/gram), breweries will simply water down the post-fermented product in order to lower the alcohol and caloric content. 

To conclude this point, the taste of light beer simply doesn't stand up to real beers, because the latter isn't diluted with water.  Just like the taste of a Coke that's been sitting in a hot car with melted ice loses its taste, so does beer when it's been watered down.

Fallacy 2: Don't hate on Cans (You can take good beer anywhere!)

"He hates these cans!"

I plan on tackling this issue in a later post, but simply put, cans are no longer strictly associated with crappy beers such as Bud Light.  In recent years sparked by breweries like Oskar Blues, the craft beer industry has begun to shift towards offering their products in cans.  Sierra Nevada Brewing, considered a pioneer in the craft beer movement, has a great explanation on why they're making the transition:  Sierra Nevada Cans. Their reasons include portability, environmental, durability, and taste.  What they don't mention is that cans are much lighter than bottles, which saves the brewery a lot of dough in shipping costs. 

So next time you go fishing, instead of picking up a cheap domestic for your cooler, look for a nice Sierra Nevada Pale, Oskar Blues Mama's Little Pils, or a 21st Amendment Watermelon Wheat.  The fish will appreciate your impeccable taste in beer, and they might even voluntarily jump in for a sip. 

Fallacy 3 and 4: Does this Beer make me look fat? and Let's drink a 12 pack and get Drunk!
I'm going to combine reasons 3 and 4, because in my opinion, they're closely related.

Let me preface this by saying no one will become chiseled by regularly drinking a lot of beer.  A lower gravity beer typically has the same amount of calories as a can of Coke.  However, it just wouldn't be right if the jolly bar regular with the bellowing laugh had a svelte physique.  In fact, the word jolly almost always precedes the word fat.  However, what we frequent beer drinkers lack in abs, we make up for in good humor.  With that said, let's falsify this claim that light beer is somehow better for you.

The calorie and alcohol content of 12oz of the most popular light beers are:
                
Bud Light- 110   4.2%  .5 oz alcohol (26.2 calories/1 alcohol %)
Miller Light- 96  4.2%  .5 oz alcohol (22.9 calories/1 alcohol %)
Coors Light- 105 4.2%  .5 oz alcohol (25 calories/1 alcohol %)

Now let's compare these three, to three good, high gravity (high alcohol) beers:

Great Divide Old Ruffian Barley Wine- 308  12.7% 1.5 oz alcohol (24.3 calories/1 alcohol %)
Victory Golden Monkey Tripel- 285  9.5%  1.4 oz alcohol (28.8 calories/1 alcohol %)
Dogfish Head Immort Ale- 330 11%  1.32 oz alcohol (30 calories/1 alcohol %)

So we could either drink 3 Bud Lights for 1.5oz of alcohol and consume 330 calories, or we could drink one Old Ruffian and get the same amount of alcohol for 308 calories.  Or we could drink about 3 Miller Lights (288 calories) for the same effect as one Golden Monkey (285 calories).  

If our goal is to drink for the sake of getting drunk, you might as well drink real beer with high gravity, and save yourself 10 trips to the bathroom.  On top of consuming a lot less of it, real beer tastes a hell of a lot better than watered down crap.  

If all of this wasn't enough, there's also no economic sense in drinking light beer over real beer. A 6 pack of Golden Monkey, for example, costs about $11 ($1.80/bottle), while an average 6 pack of Bud Light costs about $6 ($1/bottle).  If we've established it takes 3x a Bud Light for the same effect as a Golden Monkey, then we will come to the conclusion that not only is it less logical to drink Bud Light for it's calories, but it also make less economic sense compared to buying a high gravity beer ($3 vs $1.80). 

So next time you see a Lightie upset that your favorite pub rightfully does not carry light beers, volunteer to be his Rex Harrison, and take him on as a beer conversion challenge  armed with these fun facts.  In no time, Bubba Lightie will look like this:

Pat yourself on the back, you've been reformed!


Saturday, November 24, 2012

What's in your beer

What's in Your Beer

Before we continue on to the process and science of brewing, let's slow it down (you're smothering me), and talk about the individual components of beer whose outcome is definitely greater than the sum of their parts.  So break it down with me and get funky with it.

You and me learning about beer
Water
Since water comprises about 90% of a beer's content, it can have a substantial impact on how the end product tastes.  For most brewers, the general rule is if your tap water is drinkable and has no distinct off flavors, it's probably good enough to brew with.  However, many home brewers feel very strongly that they would never use tap water in the brewing process due to chlorine and all the other crap it contains.  I live in an area that has pretty good water, so I don't really care.  However, I know people in the same area who would never use the same water even after boiling it in the brewing process, so it really just varies from brewer to brewer.  With that said, even if you live in a place like Florida that has pretty awful drinking water, you can always treat the water you use with a number of additives such as pH stabilizers.

Even though good tap water will result in great beers, for some styles, it's crucial to replicate the water of the beer's geographical origin or else it won't quite taste right.  For example, it's extremely difficult to create the taste of a Czech pilsener without using water with very similar characteristics.  If you want the peaty flavor of a traditional Scotch Ale, you're going to need to get a hold of their distinct smoky water (some breweries get around this by adding smoked or peated malts, but it's not how Scottish breweries do it). 

Grain
Coupled with water, the grains in our beer are going to provide the necessary sugars for our yeast to eat in the fermentation process (more about this soon).  We also use different types of grains to affect the color, flavor, mouthfeel, clarity, and head retention of our beer.  Grains are used in the mashing and sparging processes of brewing (see next post) and are generally separated into two categories: Base grains and specialty grains.

As you can imagine, base grains are going to make up the majority of our grain bill.  Base grains will impart the majority of our beer's fermentable sugars.   Common base grains include 2-row barley, 6-row barley, wheat, and rye.  It's important to note that depending on how the grains are processed (kilned) these categories can manifest itself in numerous different types of base grains such as Maris Otter, Munich, Pale Malt, German Malted Wheat etc.

On the other hand, we use specialty grains in smaller amounts for certain desired effects.  Although they do not provide nearly as much of the fermentable sugars, specialty grains can have an enormous effect on the end product.  If we want to add more mouthfeel and head retention to a beer, we can add some Carapils.  If we want to add a raisin or plum taste to the beer, we can add some Special B grains.  For a a darker head and color of the beer, we can throw in some roasted barley.  The list goes on and on, and each style will have different desired characteristics you will need to impart by using specialty grains.

Generally speaking, base grains will comprise about 2/3 of your beer's grain bill, while specialty grains will make up the rest.  With that said, different from base grains, it's actually not necessary to use specialty grains.  For example, a traditional Polish style called a Gratzer uses only a smoked wheat base with no specialty grains.

Yeast
Yeast is by far the most important component of beer and the brewing process.  Classified as unicellular fungus, yeast will affect your beer in several ways:

Ale or Lager
There are only two types of beer in this world: ales and lagers, and it's entirely up to the yeast you use that will determine which category your beer falls under.  Ale yeast will hang out on the top of the beer during fermentation and will work in higher temperatures than lager yeast.  Conversely, lager yeast chill out, quite literally, at the bottom of your fermentor and work best in cooler temperatures (just above freezing).

Alcohol Content
In addition to the amount of fermentable sugars your grains produce, the quantity and type of yeast will also affect the alcohol content of your beer through the fermentation process.  In fermentation, millions of yeast cells turn simple carbohydrates (maltose) into CO2 (carbonation), alcohol, and sometimes desired or not so desired flavors  such as diacetyls (buttery), esters (fruity), or acetaldehydes (sour apple). Since strains of yeast are highly specialized, not every one can handle higher desired alcohol contents.  It's extremely important to choose the correct amount and type of yeast you will need to achieve your target abv %.

Microscope view of the fermentation process: 10,000x zoom
Clarity
An important trait of yeast is it's flocculation rating.  Yeast with high flocculation will gather together more, thus leaving your beer more clear.  A low flocculation yeast will cause your beer to be cloudy, which although frequently undesired, is a must for some styles (e.g. hefeweizen).

Flavor
In addition to all of the above, the type of yeast you use and the conditions in which it works will create different flavors in your beer.  Depending on the style, these flavors will either be welcomed or they will serve as an indication that something went wrong in the brewing process.  The most common mistakes resulting in off-flavors are brewing outside of the strain's ideal temperature range and contamination within your fermentation receptacle.  We'll get into this later on, but proper sterilization of anything coming into contact with your yeast is an integral consideration in brewing.

Hops
As we discussed in a previous post, hops have not always been a component of beer, but Today it pretty much is.  Hops are actually flowers that contain oily resins, that when boiled, impart bitter, tangy flavors and flowery aromas to beer.  In addition to flavor and aroma, hops also contain antibacterial properties that along with the alcohol content, aid in preserving beer.  Although there are numerous varieties of hops, we classify them into two categories in the brewing process:  Bittering/Flavoring and Aroma.

Bittering/Flavoring Hops
As you can probably deduce by their name, bittering hops provide the bitter flavor most strongly manifested in pales and IPAs.  There are two components of hops that we want to extract in the beer's boil:  Alpha and Beta Acids.  Since alpha acids are integral to the beer's flavor, we'll start with them under bittering.

 Alpha Acids (AA)- In addition to their antibiotic properties, AAs also produce that bitter taste we're all  familiar with.  Bittering hops will generally have a higher amount of AAs than flavoring hops, and thus not every variety is appropriate to use as a bittering hop.  Not only do different hops have different AAs, a crop of one variety from one year could have substantially different AAs than the previous or next year.  Although a Chinook hop, for example, will always fall in a certain AA range, a 2010 Chinook could have a 12% AA but a 2012 could be 14%.  This difference in AA content will have a definite impact on your end product's IBU (see below), so always be aware of the specific AA content of your hops.

 Depending on the desired effect, bittering hops are usually boiled between 60-120 minutes (Dogfish Head's 120 minute IPA refers to how long the hops are boiled: Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA) along with your wort.  The effect the boiling of the hops has on your beer is measured in International Bittering Units or IBUs.  Generally, the more you use and the longer your boil them, the higher your IBUs will be.  It's important to note that a high IBU will not always come through as a more bitter tasting beer.  Very malty, sweet beers such as imperial stouts or porters tend to finish with high IBUs, and not taste nearly as bitter as a similar IBU in lighter grain bills such as those used in a pales or  IPAs.  In big, malty beers, extra hop bitterness is needed to counteract and balance the sweetness of the malts.  Without a generous heaping of hops, your stout or porter could come out tasting far too sweet.

 Real Life Example from North Coast Brewing:
North Coast Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout- 75 IBUs
North Coast Acme IPA- 55 IBUs

Aroma Hops
Different from bittering hops, aroma hops can have very little AAs.  Since we use aroma hops at the end of the boil or even after fermentation, their AA content really doesn't matter a whole lot.  However, beta acids play a much more important role in your beer's aroma.

Beta Acids (BA)- Unlike AAs, BAs provide very little flavor to the beer.  Instead, BAs impart that nice flowery or citrusy aroma characteristic of many styles of beers. Although you might not want to use a low AA hop for your bittering, you can really use any hop for your aroma.  Just as each bittering hop has a different AA content, each aroma hop will have a different scent characteristic.  Common aroma types include earthy, piney, citrusy, fruity, floral, etc.

Every brewer has their hop favorites, but with little exception (how much IBUs a certain style should have), there is no right or wrong combination of hop usage.  An IPA, for example, can be a combination of just about any hop out there, and a brewer could use as many varieties as they want in a single beer in order to achieve their desired IBU and aroma profile.

Dry Hopping (not to be confused with dry humping)
If you're a fan of IPAs or pales, you've probably heard the term dry hopped quite a bit, but maybe you've never known exactly what it means.  Dry hopping is the process of infusing hop aroma into your beer after the boiling process.  Since we're incredibly smart now, we know that the only way to pick up hop bitterness (IBUs) is to extract our alpha acids (AAs) through the boiling process.  Therefore, by adding hops after the boil, we won't change the IBUs of our beer, but we will enhance our hop aroma.  As we previously discussed, you can use just about any variety for dry hopping as long as you feel it will impart your desired aroma profile.  You can dry hop by either using hop pellets (compressed hop flowers in the shape of dry hamster turds) or whole hop flowers.  Just like always, two brewers will have completely different opinions on which hop form is better, but more often than not, whole hops are preferred when dry hopping.


Dry hopping in the fermentor using whole hops



 Other (Anything you can think of)
 After utilizing the main ingredients, you can experiment with just about anything your massive mind can imagine.  Some of the more widely used adjuncts include chocolate, orange peel, coriander, grains of paradise, chili peppers, candy sugar, fruit of all kind, honey, maple syrup, ginger, nutmeg, coffee, pumpkin, wood chips/sprigs, and cinnamon to name just a fraction of what brewers have done and will do in the future.  A brewer can use adjuncts and other flavorings at any stage of the brewing process from the mash to the bottling, but adding fruit, for example, to the boil opposed to the secondary fermentor will have slightly different effects on the end product. 


With numerous varieties of yeast, grains, hops, and adjuncts at a brewer's disposal, the combinations of ingredients and their corresponding recipes are infinite.  So next time you go to your local bottle shop and see a hundred different types of IPAs on the shelves (and you will), take solace in knowing all 100 will be completely different from one another.  As you progress in your beer education, you will be able to appreciate a certain brewery's use of so and so hops balanced with such and such grain with that certain adjunct.  With that said, grab a beer (or a hundred), and join me for some more  funky learning very soon.

As always in parting, we wish you love, peace, and soul!



Sunday, November 18, 2012

What in the world is beer!?: Part I

Before we dive right into the urine-laced shallow end of the pool, let's slow it down a bit and start in the very beginning by just dipping our little blogger toesies in the water.  You drink it, you surround yourself with it, you've gained 20lbs from it, you've lost family relationships over it, you've sworn it off many sickly mornings, etc. but what exactly is this source of all your joys and shortcomings?

Beer, in it's absolute simplest definition, is a divine concoction of three ingredients: water, grain, yeast.  I can hear you double IPA fanatics screaming from here, but hops were not widely used in the brewing process until the early to mid 2nd millennium AD.  That's right gang, hops were not used in beer until thousands of years after beer was discovered.  Which brings us to the question, when, how, and where did beer come from?

Not surprisingly, beer emerged simultaneously with the advancement of human civilization.  Although the first ancient civilizations (Sumerians, Babylonians, Indus River) most likely were brewing between 15,000 and 10,000 years ago, the first written record of making beer comes from a roughly 6,000 year old Sumerian tablet.  Subsequently, about 5,500 years ago, records show Sumerians invented a clay jar that turned indigo to let them know when their beer was chilled to an icy cold 75 degrees Fahrenheit.

And Ekur did inquire, "What thinkst thou of Enanatuma this eve?"  To which Aanepada didst reply, "Upon imbibing dot-dot-slash amount of beers, I wouldst indeed lay with her for this moon." To which Ekur did declare "I'd tap that too."
So how did those guys come up with beer anyways?  As we discussed before, the three necessary ingredients of beer are grains, water, and yeast.  With that in mind, it's generally believed somehow rain water seeped into a container of bread or grain, and naturally occurring atmospheric spores of yeast took care of the fermentation process.  As you can imagine, early beer most likely was not very palatable, but it definitely got the job done.  So much so, that our ancestors felt that the temporary ability to dance and come up with really cool ideas that are ultimately never realized when sober was a gift from god (s).  Ancient gods and goddesses of beer included Ninkasi (Sumeria), Silenus and Dionysus/Bacchus (Greece/Rome), Osiris (Egypt), Mbaba Mwana Waresa (Zulu) etc.

Shortly after the invention of beer, Ancient men (left) began to voluntarily join the Electric Slide at weddings for the first time in recorded history


Visiting on an earlier idea, in lieu of hops, early beer was often seasoned with herb mixtures called gruits.  These gruits could have included ginger, rosemary, spruce, ginger, juniper, et anything available to the brewer.  It wasn't until almost 1000 AD that hops were substituted for gruits and became associated with the brewing process.  Not only do hops provide flavor and aroma, they, along with the beer's alcohol content, also aid in preserving and disinfecting beer through their antibacterial properties.

Now that hops have been thrown in the equation, eventually in 1514 we get the German Reinheitsgebot, or beer purity law, which states all German beer must only include water, barley, and hops (since microbiology hadn't really been invented yet, they didn't know about the naturally occurring yeast that hung out on their stirring paddles). 

After about 11,500 years of beer history, ales (and they were all ales up until the early 19th Century, more about this in Part II), finally began to resemble what we're used to Today.  Now that we've learned a brief history of beer, join me in Part II to delve a bit into the science and classifications of beer.